what am i supposed to talk about with people who dont watch tv shows
Western weeboo meets japanese weeboo
Half of tumblr is both at the same time
I was just in london and i can vouch that this is 100% accurate
Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.
Well of course. The big cat is kept in a cage by humans that come visit him for fun, the house cat keeps humans in a cage that he visits for fun. Obviously he must be higher ranked.
Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about history?
Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about religion?
Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about psychology?
Friend: Wow, where did you learn to cook?
One of these is a lot more disturbing than the others
In 2002, having spent more than three years in one residence for the first time in my life, I got called for jury duty. I show up on time, ready to serve. When we get to the voir dire, the lawyer says to me, “I see you’re an astrophysicist. What’s that?” I answer, “Astrophysics is the laws of physics, applied to the universe—the Big Bang, black holes, that sort of thing.” Then he asks, “What do you teach at Princeton?” and I say, “I teach a class on the evaluation of evidence and the relative unreliability of eyewitness testimony.” Five minutes later, I’m on the street.
A few years later, jury duty again. The judge states that the defendant is charged with possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine. It was found on his body, he was arrested, and he is now on trial. This time, after the Q&A is over, the judge asks us whether there are any questions we’d like to ask the court, and I say, “Yes, Your Honor. Why did you say he was in possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine? That equals 1.7 grams. The ‘thousand’ cancels with the ‘milli-’ and you get 1.7 grams, which is less than the weight of a dime.” Again I’m out on the street.
Neil deGrasse Tyson (via sarasleepygirl)
They don’t want smart people on the jury.
They want people they can dupe into a guilty verdict, especially for poc
I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE LIKE I CANNOT.
I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT.
like…who makes the decisions and why do the friends go along with it….
THAT THING RIGHT THERE
WHAT IS GOING ON
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
Alright, these are kinda adorable…
"Ew you’re a guy and like the color pink are you gay?"
I’ve been waiting for this post all my life
Here’s a handy dandy color reference chart for you artists, writers, or any one else who needs it! Inspired by this post x
A eso le llamo karma.